FINALLY... A BAR AS DARK AS YOUR SOUL
PLUS, YOU KNOW... KILLER PIZZA FROM SIZZLE PIE and a barrage OF BLASPHEMOUS MUSIC CURATED BY THE DARK LORD HIMSELF
LOCATED ON SEATTLE'S CAPITOL HILL, DARK BAR IS THE LATEST ADDITION TO EAST UNION STREET. STOP BY AND CHECK US OUT.
HAPPY HOUR
4PM-7PM
$5 OFF LARGE PIES
$4 OFF REGULAR PIES
$3 OFF BREADSTICKS
$3 DRAFTS, WELLS,
HOUSE WINES & SLICES
$2 OFF HOUSE COCKTAILS
& PITCHERS
PHONE
(206) 472-6166
LOCATION
1009 E UNION ST
SEATTLE WA
98122
HOURS
Daily 4pm–2:00am
DARK BAR PROUDLY SERVES PIZZA, SALADS AND BREADSTICKS FROM SIZZLE PIE
VEGAN, VEGETARIAN, GLUTEN FREE, AND OMNIVORE OPTIONS. STOP IN FOR BRUNCH, LUNCH, DINNER, OR LATE NIGHT.
- SLICES - WHOLE PIES - CREATE YOUR OWN -
ORDER FOOD FROM THE FULL MENU AT SIZZLE PIE!
MEAT PIES
$16
/
$22
ACE OF SPADES
Pepperoni
$16
/
$22
$17
/
$24
BAD LIEUTENANT
Sausage and White Onions
$17
/
$24
$17
/
$24
6 DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON
Canadian Bacon and Pineapple
$17
/
$24
$18
/
$26
PIG DESTROYER
Pepperoni, Meatballs and Bacon
$18
/
$26
$17
/
$25
SOUTH OF HEAVEN
Pepperoni, fresh Jalapeños, and fresh Mushrooms
$17
/
$25
$18
/
$26
NAPALM BREATH
Crushed Garlic, Pepperoni, Red Onions, fresh Jalapeños and...more crushed Garlic
$18
/
$26
$17
/
$25
THE OL’ DIRTY
Salami, Ricotta, Olive Oil and Pepperoncinis
$17
/
$25
$18
/
$26
HIGH ON FIRE
Spicy Pulled Pork, Spinach, Red Onion and fresh Cilantro
$18
/
$26
$18
/
$27
DON CABALLERO
Pepperoni, Sausage, Green Peppers, and Onions
$18
/
$27
$18
/
$26
PEPPA MESSIAH
Fresh Mozzarella, Sausage, Peppadew and Roasted Garlic
$18
/
$26
$18
/
$26
IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PORTLAND
Shaved Beef Steak, Green Peppers, White Onions and Italian Provolone
$18
/
$26
$18
/
$26
RAISING ARIZONA
Chicken, Bacon, fresh Tomatoes and Parmesan Peppercorn Sauce
$18
/
$26
$18
/
$26
RAD WINGS OF DESTINY
Chicken, Red Onions and BBQ Sauce
$18
/
$26
$18
/
$26
GOOD LUCK IN JAIL
Our New Deal Vodka Cream Sauce, Smoked Mozzarella, Bacon, and White Onions
$18
/
$26
VEGAN PIES
$15
/
$21
SPIRAL TAP
Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread, House Marinara Red Sauce and a light dusting of Nutritional Yeast
$15
/
$21
$19
/
$28
THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
Your choice* of Vegan “Mozzarella” and Vegan Pepperoni
$19
/
$28
$20
/
$29
BUFFALO 666
Shredded Buffalo Jackfruit, your choice* of Vegan “Mozzarella”, Red Onions, fresh Green Onions and a drizzle of Vegan Ranch and Wing Sauce
$20
/
$29
$19
/
$28
STEVE CABALLERO
Vegan Pepperoni, Field Roast Italian Sausage, Green Peppers, White Onion and Tofu Cheese dollops
$19
/
$28
$19
/
$28
APOCALYPSE DUDES
Dollops of Creamy Roasted Red Pepper Pepita Spread, Not-a-Ricotta and your choice of three fresh veggies
$19
/
$28
$18
/
$26
LET US PLAY YOUR PARTY
Mushrooms, Spinach, Black Olives, White Onions and dollops of Not-a-Ricotta
$18
/
$26
$19
/
$28
NEW MAPS OUT OF HELL
Creamy Basil Cashew Spread, Seasoned Soy Curls and your choice of three fresh Veggies
$19
/
$28
$18
/
$26
THE RIPPER
Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread, House Red Sauce, your choice* of Vegan “Mozzarella”, Mushrooms, Green Peppers and Black Olives
$18
/
$26
$20
/
$29
VEGAN ANGEL OF DOOM
Your choice* of Vegan “Mozzarella”, fresh Jalapeños, Pineapple, Shaved Almonds and fresh Cilantro
$20
/
$29
$19
/
$28
EVIL NEVER DIES
Spicy Aardvark blended red sauce, Tofu Cheese dollops, Field Roast Mexican Chipotle Sausage, Tomatoes, Jalapeno, Red Onion and fresh Cilantro
$19
/
$28
*Please choose between Daiya or Follow Your Heart Vegan Mozzarella “cheeses”.
VEGGIE PIES
$15
/
$21
D-BEAT
Cheese
$15
/
$21
$17
/
$24
QUEEN
Fresh Mozzarella, fresh Basil, crushed Garlic and Tomatoes
$17
/
$24
$17
/
$24
POLICE & THIEVES
Spinach and Mushrooms
$17
/
$24
$18
/
$26
THE FOUR HORSEMEN
Mozzarella, White Cheddar, Ricotta and Goat Cheese
$18
/
$26
$19
/
$28
THE GOLD RING
White Truffle Oil, Goat Cheese and Green Onion
$19
/
$28
$18
/
$26
THE SLAUGHTER OF THE SOIL
Spinach, Tomato, Artichoke Hearts, and dollops of Red Sauce
$18
/
$26
$19
/
$28
RUDIMENTARY PENNE
Our New Deal Vodka Cream Sauce, Roasted Garlic, Goat Cheese and fresh Basil
$19
/
$28
$17
/
$25
RETURN OF THE WU
Ricotta, White Onion, Dollops of Creamy Roasted Red Pepper Pepita Spread, Olive Oil and Fresh Basil
$17
/
$25
$18
/
$26
KARP
Kalamata Olives, Artichoke Hearts, Ricotta and our House Red Sauce with dollops of our Creamy Roasted Red Pepper Pepita Spread
$18
/
$26
$18
/
$26
WYLD STALLYNS
Green Peppers, Tomatoes, Roasted Garlic, Olive Oil and Goat Cheese
$18
/
$26
$17
/
$25
WHITE WALKER
Olive Oil Base, Spinach, Roasted Garlic, Feta, and a light dusting of Herbs and Spices
$17
/
$25
$18
/
$26
VOLUME 11
Spinach, Roasted Garlic, Kalamata Olives and Feta
$18
/
$26
SEASONAL PIES
$18
/
$26
BANH SCOTT
Spicy Pulled Pork, shredded Cabbage, Jalapenos, Olive Oil, a spiral of Sriracha, and fresh Cilantro
$18
/
$26
$18
/
$26
PSYCHEDELIC JUNGLE
Mushrooms, Caramelized Onions, Peppadews, Olive Oil, Goat Cheese, and fresh Basil
$18
/
$26
$18
/
$26
RITES OF SPRING
Chipotle Red Sauce, Roasted Potatoes, Sweet Corn, Red Onions, Follow Your Heart Vegan "Mozzarella", Aji Amarillo Sauce and fresh Cilantro
$18
/
$26
Create Your Own pies feature your choice of the following signature crusts, sauces, cheese bases and toppings.
CRUST:
Please let your server know if you have any allergies. Sizzle Pie is not a completely gluten-free environment.
$13
12" Regular Pizza
$13
$18
18" Large Pizza
$18
add $3
/
$4
Gluten Free Crust
add $3
/
$4
SAUCES
(All sauces are vegan except**)
House Red Sauce (no charge)
Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread (no charge)
$3
/
$4
New Deal Vodka Cream Sauce**
$3
/
$4
$3
/
$4
Creamy Basil Cashew Spread
$3
/
$4
$3
/
$4
Creamy Roasted Red Pepper Pepita Spread
$3
/
$4
$3
/
$4
Spicy Aardvark Blended Red Sauce
$3
/
$4
CHEESE & VEGAN BASES
$5
/
$6
Follow Your Heart Vegan “Cheese”
$5
/
$6
$2
/
$3
Signature House Blend
$2
/
$3
$5
/
$6
Daiya Vegan
$5
/
$6
MEAT TOPPINGS
$2
/
$3
Pepperoni
$2
/
$3
$2
/
$3
Spicy Mini Pepperoni
$2
/
$3
$2
/
$3
Salami
$2
/
$3
$2
/
$3
Meatballs
$2
/
$3
$2
/
$3
Chicken
$2
/
$3
$3
/
$4
Steak
$3
/
$4
$3
/
$4
Bacon
$3
/
$4
$2
/
$3
Canadian Bacon
$2
/
$3
$2
/
$3
Sausage
$2
/
$3
$3
/
$4
Anchovies
$3
/
$4
$3
/
$4
Spicy Pulled Pork
$3
/
$4
CHEESE TOPPINGS
$1.5
/
$2.5
Ricotta
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Goat
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Feta
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Fresh Mozzarella
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Smoked Mozzarella
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Italian Provolone
$1.5
/
$2.5
VEGAN TOPPINGS
$2
/
$3
Not-a-Ricotta dollops
$2
/
$3
$2
/
$3
Tofu Cheese dollops
$2
/
$3
$3
/
$4
Soy Curls
$3
/
$4
$3
/
$4
Vegan Pepperoni
$3
/
$4
$3
/
$4
Shredded Buffalo Jackfruit
$3
/
$4
$3
/
$4
Field Roast Italian Sausage
$3
/
$4
$3
/
$4
Field Roast Mexican Chipotle Sausage
$3
/
$4
VEGGIES
$1.5
/
$2.5
Mushrooms
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Black Olives
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Kalamata Olives
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
White Onions
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Red Onions
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Green Onions
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Spinach
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Tomatoes
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Artichoke Hearts
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Crushed Garlic
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Roasted Garlic
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Roasted Red Peppers
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Shaved Almonds
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Green Peppers
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Fresh Basil
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Fresh Cilantro
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Pepperoncinis
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Hot Peppers
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Fresh Jalapeños
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Pineapple Bits
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Broccoli
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Peppadews
$1.5
/
$2.5
$3
/
$4
New Mexico Hatch Green Chile
$3
/
$4
BREAKFAST PIES
$17
/
$26
STOLEN FIREBIRD
Hatch Green Chiles, Egg, Bacon and Hash Browns
$17
/
$26
$17
/
$26
BAPHOMET
Sausage, Egg, Mushrooms, Goat Cheese, Olive Oil and fresh Green Onion
$17
/
$26
$17
/
$26
BITCHIN’ SOMBRERO
Hatch Green Chiles, Egg, Hash Browns, Olive Oil and fresh Cilantro
$17
/
$26
$16
/
$25
TRES HOMBRES
Field Roast Mexican Chipotle Sausage, Egg, Tomato, Hash Browns and fresh Green Onion
$16
/
$25
$17
/
$26
GREEN REAPER
White Bean Spread, Hatch Green Chiles, Tofu Cheese, Baco Bits and Hash Browns
$17
/
$26
$16
/
$24
DRUGS BENEDICT
White Bean Spread, Tofu Cheese, Baco Bits, Hash Browns and fresh Green Onion
$16
/
$24
SALADS
Add Chicken or Bacon to your salad for $1/$2
$6
/
$8
RABBITS
Red Leaf Lettuce, Red Onions, “Baco” Bits, sliced Hot Peppers, Tomatoes, Croutons and our SP Vegan Ranch Dressing
$6
/
$8
$6
/
$8
CALIGULA
Romaine, Croutons, Black Pepper Vegan Caesar Dressing Add Asiago Cheese for an extra buck
$6
/
$8
$6
/
$8
HELLION
Spinach, Shaved Almonds, Dried Cranberries, Red Onion, Artichoke Hearts, Feta, Real or Vegan Bacon, Blackberry Vinaigrette
$6
/
$8
BREADSTICKS
Includes our House Red Sauce plus any two of our Signature Sauces.
SAUCES: SP Vegan Ranch / Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread / Creamy Roasted Red Pepper Pepita Spread / Spicy Aardvark Blended Red Sauce / Creamy Basil Cashew Spread
SAUCES: SP Vegan Ranch / Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread / Creamy Roasted Red Pepper Pepita Spread / Spicy Aardvark Blended Red Sauce / Creamy Basil Cashew Spread
$6
REGULAR (6 STICKS)
$6
$8
LARGE (12 STICKS)
$8
$2
Add Asiago Cheese
$2
Additional Signature Sauces add 50¢
(All sauces are vegan)
HOUSE COCKTAILS
Click HERE to download the printable menu
DOOMTOWN DAIQUIRI
Sailor Jerry Rum, Lime, Cane Syrup, Peychaud’s Bitters
RAW POWER
Buffalo Trace, Lemon, Cane Syrup, Egg White
CUKES GO HOME
New Deal Gin No. 1, Cocchi Americano, Cucumber, Lemon Bitters
WILD LOVE
Tito’s Vodka, Campari, Grapefruit, Cane Syrup, Basil
HELL’S BELLS
Jalapeño Infused Sino Blanco, Pineapple, Yellow Bell Pepper, Lime
Seasonal Offerings
HARVEST MOON
Laird’s Applejack, Lillet Blanc, Yellow Chartreuse, Angostura Bitters
DOPETHRONE
Dewar’s, Dickel Rye, Peach Shrub, Lemon
RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER
Smith & Cross Rum, Plantation 3 Star Rum,Townshend’s NW Fernet, Lime, Grapefruit, Cane Syrup
LADY KRISHNA
Hennessey, St. Germain, Lemon, Cane Syrup
THE VVITCH
Townshend’s White Rose Liquor, Art in the Age Sage, Dolin Blanc
NO BOOZE, NO LOSE
NON-ALCOHOLIC COCKTAILS
VINUM SABBATHI
Peach Shrub, Lemon, San Pellegrino Orange-Pomegranate
WITCH OF THE WOOD
Sage Syrup, Lemon, Rose Water, Club Soda
WANING MOON
Fuji Apple Dry Soda, Cinnamon Syrup, Angostura Bitters
