Finally... A Bar as Dark as Your Soul
PLUS, YOU KNOW... KILLER PIZZA FROM SIZZLE PIE and a barrage OF BLASPHEMOUS MUSIC CURATED BY THE DARK LORD HIMSELF
LOCATED ON SEATTLE'S CAPITOL HILL
STOP BY AND CHECK US OUT.
HAPPY HOUR
4PM-7PM
$5 DRAFTS, WELLS,
HOUSE WINES
$5 OFF LARGE PIES
$4 OFF REGULAR PIES
$3 SLICES
$2 OFF HOUSE COCKTAILS
& PITCHERS
PHONE
(206) 472-6166
LOCATION
1009 E UNION ST
SEATTLE WA
98122
HOURS
Daily 4pm–2:00am
House Cocktails
Click HERE to download the printable menu
Seasonal Cocktails
CHERISH
New Deal Pear Brandy, New Deal Ginger Liqueur, Bitter Truth Pimento Dram, Clove Syrup
KISS ME DEADLY
Four Roses Bourbon, Brown Jug Bourbon Cream, New Deal Coffee Liqueur
TOO SHY
Hum Botanical Liqueur, Creme de Noyaux, Creme de Cacao, Soy Cream
AM I EVIL
Zaya Rum, Foro Amaro, Carpano Antica
TRUE BLUE
Oola Gin, New Deal Cascadia Bitter Liqueur, Dolin Blanc, Cinnamon Syrup
TAINTED LOVE
Peleton Mezcal, Campari, Alessio Vermouth Chinato, Pomegranate, Cane Syrup
TWIST OF CAIN
New Deal Mud Puddle Vodka, Rumple Minze, Aztec Chocolate Bitters
Specials
JET CITY WIDE
Rainier Tallboy and a shot of Old Crow
ROSE TATTOO
Four Roses Pickleback
SOUTH OF HEAVEN
Tapatio Tequila Flight
Ask your server about our weekly cocktail specials
Beers
Please ask about our seasonal rotating draft selection
CANS
Hamm’s (12oz)
Olympia (12oz)
Fremont Interurban IPA (16oz)
Guinness Nitro Stout (16oz)
Montucky Cold Snack (16oz)
Rainier (16oz)
Tecate (16oz)
White Claw Hard Seltzers
WINES
House Made Sangria
Free Public Wine (8oz can)
Red, White or Rosé Yakima Valley, WA
‘14 Guenoc Cabernet Sauvignon House Red
Guenoc Valley, CA
Dragon's Blood Shiraz
McLaren Vale, SA
‘14 Guenoc Pinot Grigio House White
Guenoc Valley, CA
Codorníu Cuvée Clasico Cava
Catalonia, ES
Seattle Cocktail Week 2019
We are siked to be involved in this years Seattle Cocktail Week! We will be offering 3 killer cocktails, available to you at Happy Hour pricing ($2 off) all week long. Check out our location page via the Seattle Cocktail Week website, to see the cocktails we will be featuring, as well as a few other tasty concoctions from our current menu.
DARK BAR PROUDLY SERVES PIZZA, SALADS AND Garlic KnoTS FROM SIZZLE PIE
VEGAN, VEGETARIAN, GLUTEN FREE, AND OMNIVORE OPTIONS. STOP IN FOR BRUNCH, LUNCH, DINNER, OR LATE NIGHT.
- SLICES - WHOLE PIES - CREATE YOUR OWN -
Order food from the full menu at Sizzle Pie!
MEAT PIES
$17
/
$23
ACE OF SPADES
Pepperoni
$17
/
$23
$18
/
$27
Q AND NOT U
Sausage
$18
/
$27
$18
/
$27
6 DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON
Canadian Bacon and Pineapple
$18
/
$27
$18
/
$27
PIG DESTROYER
Pepperoni, Meatballs and Bacon
$18
/
$27
$18
/
$27
SOUTH OF HEAVEN
Pepperoni, fresh Jalapeños, and fresh Mushrooms
$18
/
$27
$18
/
$27
NAPALM BREATH
Crushed Garlic, Pepperoni, Red Onions, fresh Jalapeños and...more crushed Garlic
$18
/
$27
$18
/
$27
THE OL’ DIRTY
Salami, Ricotta, Olive Oil and Pepperoncinis
$18
/
$27
$18
/
$27
DON CABALLERO
Pepperoni, Sausage, Green Peppers, and Onions
$18
/
$27
$18
/
$27
PEPPA MESSIAH
Fresh Mozzarella, Sausage, Peppadew and Roasted Garlic
$18
/
$27
$18
/
$27
IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PORTLAND
Shaved Beef Steak, Green Peppers, White Onions and Italian Provolone
$18
/
$27
$18
/
$27
RAISING ARIZONA
Chicken, Bacon, fresh Tomatoes and Parmesan Peppercorn Sauce
$18
/
$27
$18
/
$27
RAD WINGS OF DESTINY
Chicken, Red Onions and BBQ Sauce
$18
/
$27
$18
/
$27
GOOD LUCK IN JAIL
Our New Deal Vodka Cream Sauce, Smoked Mozzarella, Bacon, and White Onions
$18
/
$27
VEGAN PIES
$16
/
$22
SPIRAL TAP
Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread, House Marinara Red Sauce and a light dusting of Nutritional Yeast
$16
/
$22
$19
/
$28
THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
Your choice* of Vegan “Mozzarella” and Vegan Pepperoni
$19
/
$28
$20
/
$29
BUFFALO 666
Shredded Buffalo Jackfruit, your choice* of Vegan “Mozzarella”, Red Onions, fresh Green Onions and a drizzle of Vegan Ranch and Wing Sauce
$20
/
$29
$19
/
$28
STEVE CABALLERO
Vegan Pepperoni, Field Roast Italian Sausage, Green Peppers, White Onion and Tofu Cheese dollops
$19
/
$28
$18
/
$27
VOID
House Red Sauce, Follow Your Heart Vegan "Mozzarella" and a light dusting of Herbs and Spices
$18
/
$27
$19
/
$28
NEW MAPS OUT OF HELL
Creamy Basil Cashew Spread, Seasoned Soy Curls and your choice of three fresh Veggies
$19
/
$28
$19
/
$28
THE RIPPER
Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread, House Red Sauce, your choice* of Vegan “Mozzarella”, Mushrooms, Green Peppers and Black Olives
$19
/
$28
$20
/
$29
VEGAN ANGEL OF DOOM
Your choice* of Vegan “Mozzarella”, fresh Jalapeños, Pineapple, Shaved Almonds and fresh Cilantro
$20
/
$29
*Please choose between Violife or Follow Your Heart Vegan Mozzarella “cheeses”.
VEGGIE PIES
$16
/
$22
D-BEAT
Cheese
$16
/
$22
$18
/
$27
QUEEN
Fresh Mozzarella, fresh Basil, crushed Garlic and Tomatoes
$18
/
$27
$18
/
$27
POLICE & THIEVES
Spinach and Mushrooms
$18
/
$27
$18
/
$27
THE FOUR HORSEMEN
Mozzarella, White Cheddar, Ricotta and Goat Cheese
$18
/
$27
$19
/
$28
THE GOLD RING
White Truffle Oil, Goat Cheese and Green Onion
$19
/
$28
$18
/
$27
THE SLAUGHTER OF THE SOIL
Spinach, Tomato, Artichoke Hearts, and dollops of Red Sauce
$18
/
$27
$19
/
$28
RUDIMENTARY PENNE
Our New Deal Vodka Cream Sauce, Roasted Garlic, Goat Cheese and fresh Basil
$19
/
$28
$18
/
$27
WHITE WALKER
Olive Oil Base, Spinach, Roasted Garlic, Feta, and a light dusting of Herbs and Spices
$18
/
$27
SEASONAL PIES
$18
/
$27
KILLA BEES
Pancetta, Goat Cheese, Green Onions, Olive Oil, a drizzle of Bee Local Hot Honey and crushed Red Pepper Flakes
$18
/
$27
$18
/
$27
OVER THE EDGE
Tomatoes, Ricotta, Olive Oil, a drizzle of Balsamic Glaze and fresh Basil
$18
/
$27
$19
/
$28
MUSHROOM MARAUDERS
Your choice* of Vegan "Mozzarella", Spinach, marinated Portabello Mushrooms, chopped Garlic and Red Onion
$19
/
$28
Create Your Own pies feature your choice of the following signature crusts, sauces, cheese bases and toppings.
CRUST:
Please let your server know if you have any allergies. Sizzle Pie is not a completely gluten-free environment.
$14
12" Regular Pizza
$14
$19
18" Large Pizza
$19
add $3
/
$4
Gluten Free Crust
add $3
/
$4
SAUCES
(All sauces are vegan except**)
House Red Sauce (no charge)
Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread (no charge)
$3
/
$4
New Deal Vodka Cream Sauce**
$3
/
$4
$3
/
$4
Creamy Basil Cashew Spread
$3
/
$4
$3
/
$4
Spicy Aardvark Blended Red Sauce
$3
/
$4
CHEESE & VEGAN BASES
$5
/
$6
Follow Your Heart Vegan “Cheese”
$5
/
$6
$2
/
$3
Signature House Blend
$2
/
$3
$5
/
$6
Violife Vegan "Cheese"
$5
/
$6
MEAT TOPPINGS
$2
/
$3
Pepperoni
$2
/
$3
$2
/
$3
Spicy Mini Pepperoni
$2
/
$3
$2
/
$3
Salami
$2
/
$3
$2
/
$3
Meatballs
$2
/
$3
$2
/
$3
Chicken
$2
/
$3
$3
/
$4
Steak
$3
/
$4
$3
/
$4
Bacon
$3
/
$4
$2
/
$3
Canadian Bacon
$2
/
$3
$2
/
$3
Sausage
$2
/
$3
$3
/
$4
Anchovies
$3
/
$4
CHEESE TOPPINGS
$1.5
/
$2.5
Ricotta
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Goat
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Feta
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Fresh Mozzarella
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Smoked Mozzarella
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Italian Provolone
$1.5
/
$2.5
VEGAN TOPPINGS
$2
/
$3
Tofu Cheese dollops
$2
/
$3
$3
/
$4
Soy Curls
$3
/
$4
$3
/
$4
Vegan Pepperoni
$3
/
$4
$3
/
$4
Shredded Buffalo Jackfruit
$3
/
$4
$3
/
$4
Field Roast Italian Sausage
$3
/
$4
VEGGIES
$1.5
/
$2.5
Mushrooms
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Black Olives
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Kalamata Olives*
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
White Onions
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Red Onions
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Green Onions
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Spinach
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Tomatoes
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Artichoke Hearts
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Crushed Garlic
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Roasted Garlic
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Shaved Almonds
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Green Peppers
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Fresh Basil
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Fresh Cilantro
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Pepperoncinis
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Hot Peppers
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Fresh Jalapeños
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Pineapple Bits
$1.5
/
$2.5
$1.5
/
$2.5
Peppadews
$1.5
/
$2.5
SALADS
Add Chicken or Bacon to your salad for $1/$2
$6
/
$8
RABBITS
Red Leaf Lettuce, Red Onions, “Baco” Bits, sliced Hot Peppers, Tomatoes, Croutons and our SP Vegan Ranch Dressing
$6
/
$8
$6
/
$8
CALIGULA
Romaine, Croutons, Black Pepper Vegan Caesar Dressing Add Asiago Cheese for an extra buck
$6
/
$8
GARLIC KNOTS
Includes our House Red Sauce plus any two of our Signature Sauces.
SAUCES: SP Vegan Ranch / Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread / Spicy Aardvark Blended Red Sauce / Creamy Basil Cashew Spread
SAUCES: SP Vegan Ranch / Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread / Spicy Aardvark Blended Red Sauce / Creamy Basil Cashew Spread
$4
REGULAR (6 KNOTS)
$4
$7
LARGE (12 KNOTS)
$7
Additional Signature Sauces add 50¢
(All sauces are vegan)